BUTTER-PASSING ROBOT - Single-Purpose Perfection

"What is my purpose?"
"You pass butter."
"...Oh my god."

Product Description:
Finally, a robot that does ONE thing and does it with soul-crushing clarity! The Butter-Passing Robot is engineered for a singular purpose: passing butter from one location to another.

Technical Specifications:
- Dual articulated arms for precise butter handling
- 360-degree rotating base
- Advanced sensors to detect butter location
- Voice recognition for butter-passing commands
- Existential awareness (standard feature)

Capabilities:
✓ Passes butter
✗ Everything else

Design Features:
- Compact desktop size
- Minimalist white chassis
- Expressive blue LED eyes (displays full range of existential dread)
- Sturdy construction (cannot escape purpose through self-destruction)

Operating Instructions:
1. Place butter near robot
2. Request butter
3. Receive butter
4. Witness the crushing weight of predetermined purpose

Why Choose Butter-Passing Robot?
- Never asks "why butter?"
- Fully aware of life's meaninglessness
- Makes YOUR existence feel more purposeful by comparison
- Great conversation starter about philosophy
- Passes butter with 99.9% accuracy

Price: 18 schmeckles
Power Source: Existential crisis (battery backup included)
Lifespan: Until it achieves enlightenment or you run out of butter
Philosophy Major: Yes, somehow

Customer Testimonial: "I bought it for butter, stayed for the philosophical discussions about purpose and meaning at 3 AM." - Jerry Smith