terror,abdabs,abdabs
money,ackers,ackers
money,bugs bunny,bugs bunny
money,bunce,bunce
water,Adam's ale,Adam's ales
advertisement,advert,adverts
afternoon,afto,aftos
aggression,aggro,aggros
violence,aggro,aggros
underwear,Alan Whickers,Alan Whickers
alcoholic,alkie,alkies
bar,all time loser,all time losers
sock,almond rock,almond rocks
lager,amber nectar,amber nectars
brake,anchor,anchors
stair,apple and pear,apples and pears
trouble,argy-bargy,argy-bargies
afternoon,avvy,avvies
guitar,axe,axes
fool,baboon,baboons
bribe,backhander,backhanders
tobacco,backy,backies
towel,baden powell,baden powells
mouth,bake,bakes
tip,baksheesh,baksheeshes
idea,baldy notion,baldy notions
queen,baked bean,baked beans
balaclava,bally,ballies
nonsense,baloney,baloneys
sausage,banger,bangers
shovel,banjo,banjos
hair,barnet,barnets
argument,barney,barneys
attempt,bash,bashes
bastard,basket,baskets
judge,beak,beaks
eye,beady,beadies
drink,belt,belts
nothing,zilch,zilch
nap,z's,z's
home,yam,yams
hooligan,yob,yobs
coward,yitney,yitneys
vegetable,veg,veg
atmosphere,vibe,vibes
vodka,voddy,voddy
vomit,vom,vom
doctor,quack,quacks
u-turn,u-ee,u-ees
head,uncle ned,uncle neds
rabbit,underground chicken,underground chickens
university,uni,unis
vomit,upchuck,upchucks
cutlery,eating irons,eating irons
idiot,eejit,eejits
tourist,emmet,emmets
area,endz,endz
expatriate,expat,expats
jewellery,ice,ice
piano,ivories,ivories
party,beanfeast,beanfeasts
money,beer tokens,beer tokens
complaint,belly-ache,belly-aches
food,belly timber,belly timber
idiot,berk,berks
drink,bevvy,bevvys
cookie,bicky,bickies
cancer,big c,big c
hammer,birmingham screwdriver,birmingham screwdrivers
police,bizzies,bizzies
gossip,blabbermouth,blabbermouths
robber,blagger,blaggers
toilet,bog,bogs
cocaine,bolivian marching powder,bolivian marching powder
jewellery,bling bling,bling blings
man,bloke,blokes
mistake,bloomer,bloomers
policeman,bobby,bobbies
person,bod,bods
intellectual,boffin,boffins
head,bonce,bonces
helmet,bonedome,bonedomes
mistake,booboo,booboos
drink,booze,booze
bar,boozer,boozers
alcoholic,boozer,boozers
nonsense,bosh,bosh
nonsense,bullshit, bullshit
boyfriend,boyf,boyfs
trouble,bovver,bovvers
umbrella,brolly,brollies
brother,bro,bros
beer,britney,britneys
money,bread,bread
friend,bredrin,bredrins
hooligan,bovver boy,bovver boys
courage,bottle,bottles
cigarette,tab,tabs
moustache,tash,tashes
wife,trouble and strife,troubles and strifes
alleyway,twittern,twitterns
twin,twinnie,twinnies
idiot,turnip,turnips
thief,tea leaf,tea leaves
rubbish,tat,tats
junk,tat,tats
television,telly,tellies
marijuana,tex mex,tex mex
thing,thang,thangs
cloth,thread,threads
lavatory,throne,thrones
toilet,thunderbox,thunderboxes
reprimand,ticking off,ticking offs
style,tip,tips
manner,tip,tips
fool,toby jug,toby jugs
soccer,togger,togger
nonsense,tommy-rot,tommy-rots
rubbish,tommy-rot,tommy-rots
condom,tonky,tonkies
boss,top banana,top bananas
bicycle,treader,treaders
underwear,trolleys,trolleys
food,tuck,tucks
turnip,tumshie,tumshies
rubbish,tut,tuts
nonsense,tut,tuts
fool,twerp,twerps
leg,lally,lallies
woman,lass,lasses
mouth,laughing gear,laughing gears
electricity,lecky,lecky
legend,ledge,ledges
fool,lemon,lemons
idiot,lemon,lemons
disappointment,let down,let downs
head,loaf,loaves
language,lingo,lingos
pill,little,littles
money,lolly,lolly
hippy,long-hair,long-hairs
lavatory,loo,loos
toilet,loo,loos
money,lookah,lookah
ear,lug,lugs
thousand,K,Ks
kilogram,K,Ks
underwear,kegs,kegs
toilet,kermit,kermits
candy,ket,kets
watch,kettle,kettles
idiot,knobber,knobbers
mouth,kisser,kissers
sleep,kip,kips
blame,rap,raps
nonsense,ratshit,ratshits
rubbish,ratshit,ratshits
squirrel,rat with furry tail,rats with furry tails
pigeon,rat with wing,rats with wings
money,readies,readies
parent,rent,rents
hair,riah,riahs
diamond,rock,rocks
policeman,rozzer,rozzers
pub,rub-a-dub,rub-a-dubs
condom,rubber johnny,rubber johnnies
sea,oggin,oggins
water,oggin,oggins
cigarette,oily,oilies
mother,old lady,old ladies
father,old man,old men
fool,omadhaun,omadhauns
simpleton,omadhaun,omadhauns
fluff,oose,oose
dismissal,order of the boot,orders of the boot
vaccination,jab,jabs
hill,jack,jacks
story,jackanory,jackanories
food,jackbit,jackbits
injection,jag,jags
alcoholic,jake,jakes
car,jam jar,jam jars
pyjama,jammy,jammies
nonsense,jank,jank
rubbish,jank,jank
wasp,jasper,jaspers
idiot,jerk,jerks
sandal,Jesus boot,Jesus boots
deception,jiggery pokery,jiggery pokeries
trickery,jiggery pokery,jiggery pokeries
holiday,jolly,jollies
vacation,jollies,jollies
dollop,jollop,jollops
journalist,journo,journos
prison,jug,jugs
petrol,juice,juices
electricity,juice,juices
pill,jimmy hill,jimmy hills
dinner,jim skinner,jim skinners
hassle,jip,jips
alleyway,jitty,jitties
taxi,joe baxi,joe baxies
musician,muso,musos
mushroom,mushy,mushies
cat,moggie,moggies
milk,moo juice,moo juices
money,moolah,moolah
McDonalds,Maccy D's,Maccy D's
nonsense,malarkey,malarkeys
foolishness,malarkey,malarkeys
scar,mars bar,mars bars
marijuana,mary jane,mary jane
friend,mate,mates
eye,mince pie,mince pies
killjoy,misery-guts,misery-guts
moment,mo,mos
mouth,mush,mushes
food,munch,munchies
snack,munch,munches
face,mug,mugs
mouth,mug,mugs
idiot,muffin,muffins
fool,muffin,muffins
mosquito,mozzy,mozzies
gin,mother's ruin,mother's ruins
idiot,muppet,muppets
marijuana,wacky backy,wacky backy
cannabis,wacky backy,wacky backy
idiot,wally,wallies
wasp,wap,waps
idiot,wassock,wassocks
imbecile,wassock,wassocks
fool,wasteman,wastemen
coat,weasel,weasels
jacket,weasel,weasels
money,wedge,wedges
marijuana,weed,weeds
cannabis,weed,weeds
eccentric,weirdo,weirdos
cider,winona ryder,winona ryders
money,wonga,wongas
idiot,wolly,wollies
beer,wobbly pop,wobbly pops
suit,whistle,whistles
coffin,wooden overcoat,wooden overcoats
lunatic,nutter,nutters
lunatic,nutcase,nutcases
eccentric,nutcase,nutcases
idiot,nutter,nutters
grandmother,nan,nanies
novice,noob,noobs
beginner,noob,noobs
head,noodle,noodles
food,nom nom,noms noms
condom,nodder,nodders
head,noggin,noggins
handkerchief,nose-rag,nose-rags
food,nosh,noshes
idiot,nugget,nuggets
fool,nugget,nuggets
food,nose-bag,nose-bags
meal,nose-bag,nose-bags
cafe,noshery,nosheries
restaurant,noshery,nosheries
pub,nuclear sub,nuclear subs
bar,nuclear sub,nuclear subs
fool,numpty,numpties
idiot,numpty,numpties
fool,nerk,nerks
nose,neb,nebs
toilet,nettie,netties
novice,newbie,newbies
beginner,newbie,newbies
newspaper,newsy,newsies
snack,nibble,nibbles
prison,nick,nicks
terror,habdabs,habdabs
idiot,helmet,helmets
egg,hen fruit,hen fruits
marijuana,hippy lettuce,hippy lettuces
tantrum,hissy fit,hissy fits
holiday,hol,hols
friend,homie,homies
nonsense,hooey,hooeys
Wednesday,hump day,hump days
injection,hit,hits
murder,hit,hits
mess,hames,hames
pseudonym,handle,handles
alias,handle,handles
nonsense,hot air,hot air
lunatic,head-the-ball,head-the-balls
idiot,head-the-ball,head-the-balls
boss,head-honcho,head-honchos
nonsense,hogwash,hogwash
rubbish,hogwash,hogwash
lunatic,headcase,headcases
lout,hoon,hoons
commotion,hoo-ha,hoo-has
trouble,hoo-ha,hoo-has
mess,horlicks,horlicks
snack,pack up,pack ups
room,pad,pads
home,pad,pads
tantrum,paddy,paddies
friend,pal,pals
proletariat,prole,proles
bet,punt,punts
risk,punt,punts
gamble,punt,punts
nonsense,parp,parp
rubbish,parp,parp
people,peeps,peeps
soldier,pongo,pongos
marijuana,piff,piffs
idiot,plank,planks
beating,pasting,pasting
stink,pen and ink,pen and ink
simpleton,pie-eater,pie-eaters
mouth,pie-hole,pie-holes
computer,pooter,pooters
police,po po,po po
money,poppy,poppy
postman,postie,posties
postwoman,postie,posties
marijuana,pot,pot
present,prezzie,prezzies
gift,prezzie,prezzies
brawl,punch up,punch ups
crash,purler,purlers
infatuation,pash,pashes
tramp,paraffin,paraffins
vagrant,paraffin,paraffins
idiot,pilchard,pilchards
alcohol,poison,poison
drink,peeve,peeves
toilet,pan,pans
policecar,panda,pandas
dole,pancrack,pancracks
discussion,palaver,palavers
bed,pit,pits
nonsense,piffle,piffles
drivel,piffle,piffles
fool,pie-can,pie-cans
idiot,pie-can,pie-cans
mess,pig's ear,pig's ears
disaster,pig's ear,pig's ears
idiot,prannock,prannocks
trouble,pickle,pickles
idiot,prannet,prannets
imbecile,prannet,prannets
crash,prang,prangs
accident,prang,prangs
feet,plate,plates
leg,pin,pins
pantomine,panto,pantos
fingerprint,dab,dabs
fool,daftie,dafties
idiot,daftie,dafties
idiot,dumbnut,dumbnuts
stair,dancer,dancers
idiot,dimbo,dimbos
fool,dimbo,dimbos
dusk,dimpsey,dimpseys
twilight,dimpsey,dimpseys
shower,david gower,david gowers
house,drum,drums
home,drum,drums
look,deek,deeks
glance,deek,deeks
money,dough,dough
tranquillizer,downer,downers
Australia,down under,down under
alleyway,drangway,drangways
thirst,drooth,drooths
condom,dunky,dunkies
toilet,dunny,dunnies
clerk,desk pilot,desk pilots
money,dosh,dosh
idiot,dunderhead,dunderheads
nonsense,double dutch,double dutch
laundry,doby,dobbies
idiot,div,divs
imbecile,dimmock,dimmocks
idiot,dimmock,dimmocks
dinner,din-dins,din-dins
argument,ding-dong,ding-dongs
commotion,ding-dong,ding-dongs
fight,ding-dong,ding-dongs
shirt,dicky dirt,dicky dirts
gypsy,diddicoy,diddicoys
rag,dwile,dwiles
fight,dust-up,dust-ups
quarrel,dust-up,dust-ups
idiot,durbrain,durbrains
fool,durbrain,durbrains
look,dekko,dekkos
glance,dekko,dekkos
claim,dibs,dibs
lodging,digs,digs
accommodation,digs,digs
snack,docky,dockies
telephone,dog and bone,dogs and bones
policeman,dibble,dibbles
policewoman,dibble,dibbles
fool,duckegg,duckeggs
idiot,duckegg,duckeggs
idiot,digby,digbies
imbecile,digby,digbies
punch,dry slap,dry slaps
stone,ducker,duckers
idiot,doughnut,doughnuts
nothing,diddly-squat,diddly-squat
jacket,desmond,desmonds
cost,damage,damages
expense,damage,damages
walk,dander,danders
wander,dander,danders
gram,g,gs
boss,gaffer,gaffers
marijuana,ganja,ganja
cigarette,gasper,gaspers
policeman,gavver,gavvers
policewoman,gavver,gavvers
heed,gawm,gawms
notice,gawm,gawms
attention,gawm,gawms
information,gen,gen
idiot,gimboid,gimboids
fool,gimboid,gimboids
idiot,gobbin,gobbins
fool,gobbin,gobbins
alleyway,gennell,gennells
passageway,gennell,gennells
nonsense,gobbledygook,gobbledygook
neck,gregory,gregories
marijuana,green,greens
look,gander,ganders
glance,gander,ganders
nonsense,gobbledygook,gobbledygooks
television,gogglebox,goggleboxes
idiot,goit,goits
fool,goit,goits
pullover,gansie,gansies
jumper,gansie,gansies
sweater,gansie,gansies
headbutt,glasgow kiss,glasgow kisses
idiot,gonk,gonks
railway,gricer,gricers
train,gricer,gricers
bicycle,grod,grods
underwear,grundies,grundies
power,grunt,grunt
hassle,gyp,gyps
bother,gyp,gyps
nonsense,gumf,gumf
rubbish,gumf,gumf
policeman,grasshopper,grasshoppers
trouble,grief,griefs
hassle,grief,griefs
informer,grasser,grassers
news,griff,griff
information,griff,griff
fool,goon,goons
leg,gam,gams
marijuana,grass,grasses
resourcefulness,gumption,gumption
initiative,gumption,gumption
look,goosey,gooseys
dirt,grot,grot
rubbish,grot,grot
lunatic,fruit and nut case,fruit and nut cases
misbehaviour,funny business,funny businesses
deception,funny business,funny businesses
idiot,fannybaws,fannybaws
fool,fannybaws,fannybaws
road,frog and toad,frogs and toads
forehead,fod,fods
backyard,fode,fodes
money,folding,folding
brawl,fisticuffs,fisticuffs
football,fitba,fitba
face,fizzog,fizzogs
cinema,flicks,flicks
movie,flicks,flicks
family,fam,fams
friend,fam,fams
festival,fest,fests
film,fillem,fillems
police,filth,filth
fundamentalist,fundy,fundies
bench,form,forms
bet,flutter,flutters
police,fuzz,fuzz
tobacco,salmon and trout,salmons and trouts
sandwich,sanger,sangers
heroin,scag,scag
trick,scam,scams
drink,scoop,scoops
underwear,scuds,scuds
food,snappin,snappins
gun,strap,straps
sunglass,sunny,sunnies
vomit,spew,spews
nose,snotbox,snotboxes
drunkard,soak,soaks
sparrow,spadger,spadgers
vehicle,set of wheels,set of wheels
money,sovs,sovs
scavenger,scav,scavs
policeman,scuffer,scuffers
prison,shovel,shovels
tea,splosh,sploshes
child,sprog,sprogs
thief,sticky fingers,sticky fingers
alleyway,snicket,snickets
electrician,spark,sparks
drink,sauce,sauces
food,scran,scran
steroid,sted,steds
money,spondulicks,spondulicks
drink,sherbet,sherbets
taxi,sherbet,sherbets
swindle,swizz,swizzes
dawn,sparrowfart,sparrowfarts
parody,send up,send ups
fight,swedge,swedges
food,scram,scrams
scratch,scram,scrams
nuisance,scunner,scunners
drink,shant,shants
idiot,silly bugger,silly buggers
fool,silly bugger,silly buggers
heroin,skag,skags
skinhead,skin,skins
sister,skin,skins
information,skinny,skinny
detail,skinny,skinny
nonsense,squit,squit
rubbish,squit,squit
tantrum,stecky,steckies
head,swede,swedes
cafe,caff,caffs
cousin,cuz,cuzes
friend,cuz,cuzes
canal,cut,cuts
headphone,can,cans
cardigan,cardie,cardies
mouth,cake-hole,cake-holes
cigarette,cancer stick,cancer sticks
water,council pop,council pops
cocaine,ching,chings
conversation,chin-wag,chin-wags
chat,chin-wag,chin-wags
mouth,chops,chops
vomit,chunder,chunders
cigarette,cig,cigs
cigarette,ciggy,ciggies
blood,claret,clarets
mud,clart,clarts
prison,clink,clinks
idiot,clot,clots
fool,clot,clots
nonsense,codswallop,codswallop
cigarette,coffin nail,coffin nails
cocaine,coke,cokes
nose,conk,conks
policeman,copper,coppers
policewoman,copper,coppers
policeman,cop,cops
policewoman,cop,cops
cocaine,chisel,chisels
tooth,chopper,choppers
prison,chokey,chokeys
food,chow,chows
clue,scooby,scoobies
champagne,champs,champs
cocaine,chang,changs
arm,chalk,chalks
tea,char,chars
cocaine,charlie,charlies
fool,charlie,charlies
idiot,charlie,charlies
friend,charver,charvers
boy,charver,charvers
child,chavvy,chavvies
face,chevy,chevies
flirtation,chirpsing,chirpsings
rubbish,crud,cruds
dirt,crud,cruds
nonsense,crock,crock
Christmas,crimbo,crimbos
gang,crewage,crewages
toilet,crapper,crappers
sycophant,crawler,crawlers
jean,steve mcqueen,steve mcqueens
look,squiz,squizes
glance,squiz,squizes
milk,cow juice,cow juices
face,coupon,coupons
nonsense,crap,craps
rubbish,crap,craps
waste,crap,craps
water,corporation pop,corporation pops
hysterics,conniption,conniptions
excuse,cop-out,cop-outs
farmer,clodhopper,clodhoppers
bed,sack,sacks
splinter,skelf,skelfs
priest,skypilot,skypilots
confectionary,snashters,snashters
sparrow,spuggy,spuggies
money,sobs,sobs
tobacco,snout,snouts
informer,snout,snouts
fool,chump,chumps
head,chump,chumps
friend,chum,chums
train,chuffer,chuffers
underwear,chuddies,chuddies
underpant,chuddies,chuddies
knife,chib,chibs
blade,chib,chibs
SUV,chelsea tractor,chelsea tractors
underpant,cack,cacks
trouser,cack,cacks
rubbish,cack,cacks
saboteur,sab,sabs
sabotage,sab,sabs
mushroom,shroom,shrooms
supermarket,soopy,soopies
handkerchief,snot rag,snot rags
informer,snitcher,snitchers
heroin,smack,smacks
chocolate,chocker,chockers
chat,conflab,conflabs
conversation,conflab,conflabs
fragment,skerret,skerrets
underwear,skids,skids
underpant,skids,skids
idiot,smeghead,smegheads
look,skeg,skegs
boastfulness,side,sides
arrogance,side,sides
hand,spud,spuds
food,snap,snaps
snack,snap,snaps
spy,spook,spooks
ghost,spook,spooks
man,chap,chaps
temper,cob on,cob on
lavatory,cludgie,cludgies
insect,creepy-crawly,creepy-crawlies
spider,creepy-crawly,creepy-crawlies
mistake,clanger,clangers
blunder,clanger,clangers
nothing,sod-all,sod-all
carpenter,chippy,chippies
nothing,chuff-all,chuff-all
look,shufty,shufties
glance,shufty,shufties
hassle,stick,sticks
effort,stick,sticks
impudence,chelp,chelp
sun,currant bun,currant buns