PORTAL GUN - Interdimensional Travel Made Easy!*

*Results may vary. Ease is subjective. Travel at your own risk.

The ORIGINAL Rick Sanchez Portal Gun Technology (Accept No Substitutes!)

Description:
This revolutionary device allows you to open portals to ANY dimension in the infinite multiverse! Want to visit a universe where everything is on a cob? Done. Need to escape from a Galactic Federation prison? Easy. Running from your responsibilities? We don't judge!

Features:
- Instant portal generation to infinite realities
- Sleek ergonomic design fits any hand (or appendage)
- Distinctive green portal aesthetic
- Range: Literally infinite
- Powered by proprietary Mega Seed energy core

Portal Colors Available:
- Classic Green (Rick's signature)
- Blue (Evil Morty edition - SOLD OUT)
- Yellow (Budget interdimensional travel)

Settings Include:
- Random dimension mode
- Favorite dimensions quick-access
- "Get me out of here NOW" panic button
- Dimension scan preview (50% accurate)

WARNING: Portal Gun ownership requires interdimensional travel license in 94% of Council of Ricks jurisdictions. Not responsible for paradoxes, timeline alterations, or accidentally visiting the Citadel.

Price: CLASSIFIED (Make offer)
Availability: Highly restricted
Black Market Price: 10,000,000 flurbos