MICROVERSE BATTERY - Infinite Power Solution

Tired of your spaceship running out of juice in the middle of nowhere? Our patented Microverse Battery technology provides sustainable, ethical* power for all your interdimensional travel needs!

*Ethics may vary by dimension and local sentience laws

How it works:
- Contains an entire miniature universe where tiny beings generate power
- Self-sustaining ecosystem (mostly)
- Completely quiet operation
- Zero maintenance required**

**Some miniature civilizations may develop technology to escape; warranty void if universe becomes sentient enough to lodge complaints

Technical Specifications:
Output: 2.4 terawatts continuous
Lifespan: Until heat death of microverse
Compatibility: All major spaceship models
Warning: Do not create a miniverse inside the microverse

Price: 850 flurbos
Manufacturer: Rick Sanchez Enterprises
Legal Status: Banned in 47 dimensions